REDNECK HAIKU (anonymous)

DESIRE

Darn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
you are my cousin

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DEPRIVED

In WalMart toy aisle
Wailing boy wants 'rassling doll
Mama whups his rear

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BEAUTY

Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps

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BLAZE

Distant siren screams
Dumbass Verne's been playing with
Gasoline again

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IMPOUNDED

Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My El Camino

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GATHERING

In early morning mist
Mama searches K-Mart for
Moon Pies and Red Man